Season 3: Episode 9

Ziva: She's probably passed on by now.

McGee: Passed out.

Ziva: Whatever. The girl is tired.

Season 3: Episode 8

Ziva: It helps me stay focused for the job in my hand.

Tony: It's the job at hand.

Ziva: Same difference.

Season 3: Episode 8

Ziva: Look who's calling the pot black.

Tony: Kettle. The pot is calling the kettle black.

Season 3: Episode 7

Ziva: The man is spick and spam.

Tony: Span. The saying is span. Spam is lunch meat.

Ziva: Oh, then what exactly is span, then?

Tony: Span -it's... I'll get back to you on that.

Season 3: Episode 7

Ziva: Someone is here from social security to pick him up.

Gibbs: Social services Ziva. Social security is for old people.

Ziva: Noted.

Season 3: Episode 6

Ziva: I've been meaning to ask you about that Tony. How does a 15-year old boy go about meeting a co-quette.

McGee: She means rockette.

Season 3: Episode 5

Ziva: I've seen this type of communication before. I believe you refer to them as 'goblins'.

Tony: Spooks. The term is 'Spooks"

(Referring to CIA)

Season 3: Episode 5

Ziva: I found his bank book.

Tony: Check book.

Ziva: Whatever you call it. His deposits seem high.

Season 3: Episode 5

Ziva: Once he saw us at Norfolk, he must have taken a kite.

Tony: Hike. He must have taken a hike.

Season 3: Episode 5

Tony: Look at the guy, he's such a -

Ziva: Pimp.

McGee: you mean wimp

Season 3: Episode 4

Ziva: It appears he doesn't know... I feel like a donkey's butt.

McGee: A donkey's butt??

Tony: I think she meant horse's ass

Ziva: yes, that too

Season 3: Episode 4

Ziva: "Your hair... you may want to do something with it... it's sticking up like a porcu-swine... I mean porcu-pig ... whatever that little animal is"

Tony: Porcupine

Season 3: Episode 2

Gibbs: Do you know why Ari left his brass behind?

Ziva: psssh, you sound like a broken tape, Gibbs.

Tony: Record, Ziva. Record.

Season 3: Episode 1

Ziva is introduced.