Season 4: Episode 21

McGee: Not so tough.

Ziva: The bigger they are, the louder they fall McGee

Tony: Harder, Ziva

Season 4: Episode 20

Abby: Where’s Gibbs?

Ziva: He’s chomping out McGee

Tony: Chewing

Season 4: Episode 20

Ziva: McGee, you look like you’ve seen a goat.

McGee: whaa… oh, a ghost. Seen a ghost.

Season 4: Episode 17

Ziva: Is she giving you the cold elbow?

Tony: Shoulder. And no, she has very warm shoulders to me.

Season 4: Episode 15

John Carson: One club has been on our radar for the last year. Drugs, illegal gambling, prostitution.

Ziva: Why haven’t you breasted them?

Tony: She means busted.

Ziva: Yes, oh yes. Busted. I’m sorry.

Season 4: Episode 15

Tony: It’s almost unfair interrogating junkies.

Ziva: It’s like shooting fish in a pond.

John Carson: heh, I um, I think you mean a barrel.

Ziva: Why would a fish be in a barrel.

John Carson: Uh, that’s a good point, I’ve never really thought about it before.

Season 4: Episode 14

Ziva: Ahh, that was when Jenni had you under covers.

Tony: Under cover. Not under covers

Season 4: Episode 14

Ziva: It’s going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack

Tony: Needle in a hay stack.

Ziva: I like my description better.

Season 4: Episode 14

Ziva: Will you tell me her name if I find the Pirate's copy of Aries?



Tony: Pirated copy.



Ziva: That's what I said.



Tony: No, you said pirate's copy. Pirate is a person like Captain Jack Sparrow. A pirated copy...



Ziva: Who is Jack Sparrow?



Tony: Johnny Depp



Ziva: He's a pirate?



Tony: No! He's an actor. How did we get here?



Ziva: I drove.

Season 4: Episode 10

Ziva: You need to cut the man some slacks, Ducky.

Tony: I agree, except the term is slack.

Season 4: Episode 8

Ziva: Are you ok?

Tony: Never better.

Ziva: You look run over

Tony: The term is run down. I do?

Ziva: Maybe you need servicing.

Tony: Clearly, we're still having some problems with the idiosyncrasies with the English language.

Season 4: Episode 6

Ziva: I screwed up Ducky. I knew that the staff Sargent's wife was hiding something and she wasn't telling us the whole truth. And you know what I did? I allowed myself to feel sorry for her. Do you know what that makes me?

Dr. Mallard: Human?

Ziva: A chimp!

Palmer: I think she means a chump, Doctor. You see a chimp is an animal. Ziva, whereas a chump is someone who is easily taken advantage of or fooled.

Season 4: Episode 6

Ziva: Well according to a person named 'Scuttle Butt' he caught his wife cheating on him.

Gibbs: Scuttlebutt is not a person. It's what Marines call gossip.

Ziva: And you wonder why I have a problem with your language.

Season 4: Episode 5

Man: What's going on? Hey, hey! Stop pointing a gun at my wife!

Ziva: She tried to rat on us.

Tony: She means rabbit.

Ziva; Yes, rabbit