Season 7: Episode 16

Tony: maybe she's cursed -- like a Kennedy

McGee: minus the grassy knoll

Ziva: I heard about that! The shooter was really in the books' suppository

Tony: depository

Season 7: Episode 16

Ziva: It my friend, is the declaration of independence. My citizenship test is coming up and I'd like to pass it with swimming colors

McGee: flying colors.

Ziva: Any colors will do McGee.

Season 7: Episode 15

Ziva: I am also in the process of becoming an American citizen

Damon: And I thought you had be a legal resident, for you know…

Ziva: there are a few strings being tugged

Tony: pulled! you pull strings

Damon: tug heart strings

Ziva: the heart has strings?

Damon: According to the poets

Tony: Don't confuse the girl. It's taken a lot of marionetting to get this far

Damon: And who's the puppet master?

Season 7: Episode 10

Abby: Like I said, whoever did this had agility, speed and power on their side.

Tony: Well if I don't mind saying so, I have many of those qualities myself.

Ziva: HAH!

Tony: Where's your generous holiday spirit probette .

Ziva: bah-humbawgg

Tony: bah-what?

Season 7: Episode 10

At the end of bar brawl

Ziva (panting): Red throats!

Tony: Red necks

Ziva: whatever

Season 7: Episode 10

Ziva: Tibbon's sister described this place perfectly. This is where a red-throat would hang out after being overseas for months.

Tony: It's not red throat, it's red neck and I think we found the entire cast of hee-haw.

Season 7: Episode 4

Ziva: But team work is still possible even though I am not an official member of the team. You catch my grift?

Tony: Drift.

Season 7: Episode 3

Ziva: THAT- was total salami

Tony: Baloney

Season 6: Episode 24

Ziva examines listening device

Ziva: … a fly

Tony: bug

Ziva: on the wall

Tony: boss we found a listening device

Season 6: Episode 22

Ziva: After our last trip to LA, I do not understand why you would think I would be an eager platypus Tony.

Tony: Beaver. Eager beaver, not platypus. Why does that bother me so much? Don't answer that.

Season 6: Episode 21

Ziva: She claimed Heller was not there but smell fish.

McGee (pause)

Ziva: WHAT?

McGee: Fishy. Something fishy.

Season 6: Episode 20

Ziva: Well according to NSA and Interpol, Saravo's enterprise has spread to drug smuggling in Mexico, kidnapping in Bolivia and an interest in a Ukraine pipeline. His finger's in many eyes.

Tony: pies.

Season 6: Episode 18

Ziva: you can't make an omelet without breaking some legs.

Tony: You're never making me breakfast.

Ziva: That is the truth!

Tony: It's supposed to be eggs.

Ziva: Then make them yourself.

Season 6: Episode 18

Ziva: That was Tony again.

McGee: Is he looking for his wallet?

Ziva: He keeps asking what we're doing in the wind-y city (whine-dee)

McGee: It's windy (win-dee)

Ziva: It's not so bad.

Season 6: Episode 17

Ziva: I see your point. But you did not change when your books made you plush.

McGee: Flush.

Season 6: Episode 17

Ziva: ooh, a Ferrari! You are counting your eggs before they are laid.
Tony: the operative word is laid.

Season 6: Episode 15

Gibbs: What'd we've got?
Ziva: We canvased the area. No one is talking, There is a smurf war
Tony: Turf war
Ziva: Between two competing gangs...

Season 6: Episode 10

Ziva: Hah! How's that for old school slothing?
Tony: Sleuthing.

Season 6: Episode 8

McGee: You know what they say about a watched-pot, Tony
Ziva: calls the kettle black
McGee: Never boils