Season 6: Episode 3

Tony: ZIVA, it looks like you were wrong about Talbot.

Ziva: He's still a crumb bag.

Tony throws hands up in defeat

Season 6: Episode 3

Ziva: You are such a control geek.

Tony: freak.

Ziva: Yes, that too.

Season 6: Episode 2

Ziva: He spent way too much time in the cyber unit. Crime scene skills are getting a bit... dusty.

McGee: Rusty.

Season 5: Episode 18

Ziva: Is that why we are here? So you can google the girls??

Tony: Oogle. And no, we're here to accompany the Director.

Season 5: Episode 17

Tony: Gotta figure out what he was doing here.

Ziva: And with whom he was doing it.

Tony: Doing what with?

Ziva: Whatever it was he was doing when he was undone

Tony: Done? what?

Ziva: Done.

Ducky: "In" my dear fellow. Done in. Don't you understand the Queen's English?

Tony: Not this Queen.

Season 5: Episode 16

Ziva: You are wrong

Tony: You gotta look at this objectively. The evidence says he's guilty.

Ziva: All circumcised.

McGee: Um… circumstantial

Tony: I think she knows what she's talking about

Season 5: Episode 15

McGee: Think she did it? She's the one that called us.

Ziva: Well…it would not be the first time a murderer tried to throw us up that way.

McGee: Off. Throw us off.

Season 5: Episode 14

Agent Fornell: We know what you do.
Ziva: I would hate to be misunderstood.
Agent Fornell: Does that happen often?
Ziva: Once in a blue lagoon.
Agent Fornell: I think I'll be able to translate. I'll repeat.

Season 5: Episode 13

Ziva: Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?

Tony: If your question is did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, the answer is no, but my mood did sour somewhat when I walked in and I found that our chief suspect was dead.

Season 5: Episode 12

Ziva: Goldilocks hooked up with Papa Bear and they found a bed that is "Just Right". Personally I think she could have done better.

Tony: What?

Ziva: The jack she is with is gross.

Tony: You mean John.

Ziva: You know him?

Season 5: Episode 12

via phone

Ziva: How long will it take you?

Tony: About an hour.

Ziva; Are you kidding me Your goose is fried.

Tony: Cooked. And no it's not. Only a minute late.

Season 5: Episode 11

Tony: Juicy Fruit

Ziva: One flew over the cuckoo's next

Tony: Close enough

Season 5: Episode 5

Ziva: I'm having the same problem as McGee. The Pentagon is rockwalling me.

Tony: She means stonewalling.

Season 5: Episode 4

Agent Kregier: Your boss looks mad

Ziva: Maybe he's going to chew you up.

Tony: Out. Chew you out.

Season 5: Episode 3

Lt. Marsden: Command sent me to go over Captain Reynolds death benefits with her.

Ziva: Quite the waterfall.

Tony: She means windfall.

Season 4: Episode 23

Ziva: Hey, I have 12 left. Want to take half?

Tony: hahaha, I don't think so.

Ziva: Hey, I'll make it worth your wow.

Tony: While. Not wow

Ziva: Wow makes more sense.

Tony: You're right wow would be better.

Ziva: Then you'll help me?

Tony: No

Season 4: Episode 23

Gibbs: Did you get a name?

Tony: Um... yeah. Hamal Farhan

Ziva: no buzzers

Tony: bells