Season 10 - Episode 8

Tony: Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan. When Harry Met Sally. Genius.

Ziva:  Are we going up this street again?

Tony: Neither up this street, nor down this road.  You seem awfully excited.

Season 10: Episode 4

Ziva: So you two did end up going out last night

Tony: How'd you know about that?

Ziva: I have hearing like a horse

McGee:  Hawk.

Ziva: A horse's hearing, McGee, is one of their keenest senses.  Which is why you must horse whisper.

McGee: I don't think that's right.

Season 10: Episode 2

McGee:  I've never seen you take this long to close a deal.

Ziva: Rent a room already!

Tony: Get! It's get a room. And I would have already if I didn't have two player-haters chiming in from the cheap seats.

Season 9: Episode 23

Ziva:  I think that boat has already sailed.

Tony:  Ship…but, yeah, close.

Season 9: Episode 22

Ziva: She is one angry screw.  

Tony: Huh?

Ziva: You know, a woman with a bad temper

Tony: Shrew, Ziva.

Season 9: Episode 20

Ziva: Steely nerves this woman.

Tony: Steely Dan. Nerves of Steel.

Season 9: Episode 20

Ziva: We work like peas in a poke, like yogurt and garlic, like…

McGee: there's pigs in a poke and peas in a pod, but…

Tony: Yogurt and garlic?

Ziva: It's a middle eastern staple.

Tony: Which I'm sure we're going to find in all the best Colombian restaurants.

Season 9: Episode 19

Ziva: And as for Wendy, I believe that you were right to turn the book on that relationship.

Tony: Turn the page, close the book. But yeah, I guess I was.

Season 9: Episode 17

Tony: I really wanted to meet her.

Ziva: She's completely out of your ballpark.

Tony: League.

Season 9, Episode 17

Ziva: I can hear you Tony. I do not need you making this worse. Back up.

Tony: I think you mean back off, Ziva

Season 9, Episode 16

Tony: Morning!

Ziva: Good morning Tony, why are you so preppy?

Tony: well, probably because I went to boarding school, but I think you mean peppy.

Season 9: Episode 13

Ziva:  It is complicated.  And I would rather not discuss it.  So why don't you just zipper it up, Tony.

Tony:  My zipper's fine.

Season 9: Episode 12

Ziva: shshshsh. Easy lion.

Tony: Tiger. Easy Tiger. You could have called.

Season 9: Episode 12

Ziva: With all due respect for what she has been through, Tony, how could Ej think that living off the griddle is a better option than having us protect her. 

McGee: That's living off the grid, Ziva.

Ziva: oh.

Season 9: Episode 11

Ziva: The whole harness must be sauteed.

Gibbs: fried

Season 9, Episode 9

Ziva: Lt. Flores is back. As is Captain Quincy. And there lies the scratch.

Tony: Rub. There lies the rub - it's classic.

Season 9, Episode 8

Ziva: Something's on your mind? I can see your wheels churning

Tony: Butter churns, David. Wheels turn.

Season 9: Episode 2

Ziva: No McGee, you do not have bags under your eyes... they were just trying to get your sheep.

McGee: Goat.

Season 9: Episode 1

Ziva: You and Ray are cut from the same quilt.

Gibbs: Cloth

Tony: Oh don't interrupt her boss, she's on a roll.

Season 8: Episode 21

Ziva: You should talk to Gibbs. You and him go way back! I mean it's like the big rhinoceros in the room that no one wants to talk about.

Tony: Elephant.

Ziva: huh?

Tony: It's an elephant in the room; not a hippopotamus, not a rhinoceros, it's an elephant.

Season 8: Episode 17

Ziva: There's an expectation of privacy in our own office!

Tony: And she's just chatting away, right over the hedge.

Ziva: It IS over the edge

Tony: Actually it's over the top. But it's pushing you over the edge.

Season 8: Episode 15

Ziva: Wait. So she cooperates in her own kidnapping and she gets off scotch free?

McGee: scott

Season 8: Episode 15

Ziva: Growing up in Israel, my idea of American College life was Animal Farm.

McGee: The George Orwell book?

Ziva: Nooo, the John Beulushi movie.

McGee: That's animal house

Ziva: whatever.

Season 8: Episode 13

Ziva: I did not know you were a pool dolphin, Tony

Tony: Pool shark. And yes I was. In fact I was champion in my Baltimore precinct in the late 90's.

Season 8: Episode 8

McGee: I have hung a net.

Ziva: I do not know who Annette is or why you are so proud of killing her.

McGee: No, what I mean is, if they make a move, we're going to know about it.

Season 7: Episode 20

Susan: You have to catch them. Now. Like right now.

Tony: We're working on it.

Ziva: We have hit a seamu

Susan: She mean snafu?

Tony: Roll with it.

Season 7: Episode 19

Ziva: You know what, you two? I have actually heard of this. You two are having a seven year bitch.

Tony: itch. And yes we are.

Ziva: You two are like a married couple.

Gibbs: Ah, no they're not. They're still speaking.

Season 7: Episode 18

Ziva: This looks like David Jones' locker.

Tony: Davey Jones. He used to sing with the Monkees.

Ziva: Real monkeys?

Tony: I envy your brain sometimes.