Season 9: Episode 2

Ziva: No McGee, you do not have bags under your eyes... they were just trying to get your sheep.

McGee: Goat.

Season 9: Episode 1

Ziva: You and Ray are cut from the same quilt.

Gibbs: Cloth

Tony: Oh don't interrupt her boss, she's on a roll.

Season 8: Episode 21

Ziva: You should talk to Gibbs. You and him go way back! I mean it's like the big rhinoceros in the room that no one wants to talk about.

Tony: Elephant.

Ziva: huh?

Tony: It's an elephant in the room; not a hippopotamus, not a rhinoceros, it's an elephant.

Season 8: Episode 17

Ziva: There's an expectation of privacy in our own office!

Tony: And she's just chatting away, right over the hedge.

Ziva: It IS over the edge

Tony: Actually it's over the top. But it's pushing you over the edge.

Season 8: Episode 15

Ziva: Wait. So she cooperates in her own kidnapping and she gets off scotch free?

McGee: scott

Season 8: Episode 15

Ziva: Growing up in Israel, my idea of American College life was Animal Farm.

McGee: The George Orwell book?

Ziva: Nooo, the John Beulushi movie.

McGee: That's animal house

Ziva: whatever.

Season 8: Episode 13

Ziva: I did not know you were a pool dolphin, Tony

Tony: Pool shark. And yes I was. In fact I was champion in my Baltimore precinct in the late 90's.

Season 8: Episode 8

McGee: I have hung a net.

Ziva: I do not know who Annette is or why you are so proud of killing her.

McGee: No, what I mean is, if they make a move, we're going to know about it.

Season 7: Episode 20

Susan: You have to catch them. Now. Like right now.

Tony: We're working on it.

Ziva: We have hit a seamu

Susan: She mean snafu?

Tony: Roll with it.

Season 7: Episode 19

Ziva: You know what, you two? I have actually heard of this. You two are having a seven year bitch.

Tony: itch. And yes we are.

Ziva: You two are like a married couple.

Gibbs: Ah, no they're not. They're still speaking.

Season 7: Episode 18

Ziva: This looks like David Jones' locker.

Tony: Davey Jones. He used to sing with the Monkees.

Ziva: Real monkeys?

Tony: I envy your brain sometimes.